About

There Are Two Kinds of People is a humorous archive of the great human divides — the small, absurd, deeply personal choices that reveal who we really are.

Toilet paper over or under. Pizza folded or flat. Phone face-down or face-up. These are not trivial questions. These are windows into the soul. We are here to document them, debate them, and vote on them — with the full weight of democratic seriousness they deserve.

The Mission

To catalog every dichotomy that divides humanity, one absurd split at a time. We believe that humor is a form of truth-telling, and that the funniest observations are usually the most accurate ones.

Editorial Standards

Our editorial team treats this as a commentary publication, not a personality-diagnosis service. We distinguish evidence from speculation, label humor as humor, and aim to link readers to original research when a claim depends on a study. Articles are reviewed for clarity, relevance, and whether the framing respects the limits of the available evidence.

We welcome correction requests and meaningful reader feedback. If an article needs context or a factual update, let us know through the site support chat or our Contact page. Read our full Editorial Disclaimer for the boundaries of our entertainment and commentary content.

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